I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
it got better
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
Let’s not forget who the original creep kids were.
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
THE MORE I WATCH THIS THE FUNNIER IT GETS BECAUSE THEY RUN OFF IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND THEN JUST SORT OF SMASH TOGETHER LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR ARMS GO OMFG I’M GOING TO CRY
WHERE’D YOU COME FROM, WHERE’D YOU G? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, HITACHIN TWINS’ ARMS?
They are one my friends.
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.