Everything is Brittana (and the Unholy Trinity) and nothing hurts atm.
Omg how can The Unholy Trinity look even hotter now??? I didn’t remember them being this hot although they had already exploded my termometer before.
HES NOT AMERICAN???@?!
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*